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Mission Control Buzzed In

from To Pluto And Beyond by Dave Kleh

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During this Coordinated Universal Time time of year, in order to get to Pluto, one needs to take a shortcut through the center of Jupiter

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Mission Control buzzed in and said we’ve been trying to reach you
Remember when we tried to tell you there’s something we forgot to teach you
The only way to make it to Pluto at this Coordinated Universal Time time of year
Is to take a short-cut through the center of Jupiter
But you’ll get burnt up or crushed from the intense gravitational physics
Or you could get run over by a bus
Hmmm….that’s what my scientist nephew said
But that’s alright, remember, I wear body armor made of indestructium
And my super power is seduc-she-un
And since Jupiter was the brother of Pluto
And his sister was Ceres
I should be able to say, “What’s the deal?”, and schmooze my way through the atmosphere with ease
It’s the center of Jupiter I fear
It could be gaseous, or I could get a shock
Scientists say the exact core of Jupiter could be solid rock
Can you dig it?

Well wouldn’t you know it, foa shoa
Jupiter actually has a solid core
Jupiterians call it “The Rock”
I stopped by a sidewalk café just up the block
And I looked around and I thought to myself, “Hey!”
Everyone’s wearing body armor made of indestructium
Hmmm…I thought I was the only person in the Universe with body armor made of indestructium
But it’s the only way to survive when you live at “The Rock” on Jupiter
And everyone is stupider
Because eventually I get to take my space suit off
When I get myself back on course
On my way to Pluto
Hey, it’s been fun, got anything else to do around here?
Roger

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from To Pluto And Beyond, released March 23, 2022
Dave Kleh - All music and vocals except:
Bill Mullins - Lead guitar

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Dave Kleh Burlington, Vermont

Dave Kleh is a 20th century exile, a singer-songwriter making music, recording music, playing most of the instruments...you get the idea. Real music, real good!. Rock on!

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