Poor Pluto

from 20th Century Exile by Dave Kleh

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Poor Pluto
Just half the size of the U.S.A.
Doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page
That shows up before Pluto TV
Go ahead and google it, you’ll see
Merely known as a trans-Neptunian object
Classified as a dwarf planet, last I checked
Bah! That’s balona!
It has a a heart-shaped glacier the size of Texas and Oklahoma

Pluto, I miss you so
You were my favorite planet
Where did you go?
Oh Pluto, where did you go?

Romulus & Remus used to fight each other like Popeye & Bluto
Charon is in a binary system with Pluto
So maybe they should be planets 9 & 10
At least let’s make Pluto a planet again
After all Charon is the one with theolin organic macromolecules
Which may be the ingredients for the emergence of life, according to Wikinews
Like Caesar said to Bruto
Et tu, Pluto?

Pluto, I miss you so
You were my favorite planet
Where did you go?
Oh Pluto, where did you go?

Pluto, you're just a warm fuzzy little ball of ice and rock
Light itself, takes four and a half hours to travel from Pluto to Earth
It appears as if ice crystals form the same way on Pluto as they do on Earth
When I was standing on Pluto at 380 degrees below zero
It was like I lost my heart and there was no place for the blood to flow
But your heart shaped glacier, vacillating between cellular and non-cellular nitrogen
Transcends all of humanity, and sends a message of peace on Earth
Hey, does anybody know what time it is?
My lucky astrology mood watch has stopped
Roger

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from 20th Century Exile, released March 1, 2024

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Dave Kleh Burlington, Vermont

Dave Kleh is a 20th century exile, a singer-songwriter making music, recording music, playing most of the instruments...you get the idea. Real music, real good!. Rock on!

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